I think it’s OK to rape as many people as possible, and that’s precisely why I’m going into politics.

“A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you…”

“Sunglasses make me feel cool. They also make me feel cool. (Stylish and refresh…”

“A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, …”

“Her legs are so long and sexy that I can see them 26.2 miles away. Gatorade.
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