I think they should change STOP signs to PAUSE signs.

“I can Grandma like nobody’s business. Hey, mind your own, grandpa, before I go …”

“I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little le…”

“A mechanical toothbrush is the greatest oral device in the history of the sex t…”

“My mother always told me not to pick my nose, so I’m going let the plastic surg…”