I thought about all the things I was suddenly able to do—like fight with a sword and summon a magical shell of armor. Those were not things I covered in home school.

“Quer dizer que todo mundo aqui toma Bebsi quando come bizza?”

“Grover wore his fake feet and his pants to pass as human. He wore a green rasta…”

“Egyptians believe in the power of the sunrise. They believe each morning begins…”

“I hadn't seen my dad get violent since the Great Spatula Incident, and I wasn't…”