I thought his wooden leg was part of the table at first. My bad, buddy.

“Alliteration Day took place on 1/1/11. So did Repetition Day and the Day of the…”

“When I describe love to an emotional Helen Keller, I usually say it has four le…”

“I added three letters to my resume. No, not MBA or PhD. I added ZXQ, because th…”

“Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as muc…”