I thought I did, but I guess I didn’t. But I did think I did, and it’s the thought that counts, right?

“When I get to heaven, and I see a being of light, I’m going to ask him if he’s …”

“My love is made out of three things: the dawn, the sunrise, and redundancy. I p…”

“If somebody tells me and my wife to get a room, I always ask, How about the kit…”

“The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all th…”