I thought I was placing my hand on her knee. But it turned out to be her saggy boob.

“I look for patterns that nobody else does. Like I noticed that my face looks li…”

“I just made a fan gun. Instead of shooting bullets, it shoots the breeze. Just …”

“We shouldn’t eat raw food. In fact, we probably shouldn’t even be listening to …”

“There are 365 days in a year, and 360 degrees in a circle. Coincidence? I think…”