I told him he needed a faucet and a basin, and I let this information sink in.

“I’ll be waiting in my trunk, with the engine of your car.”

“Love has a glow, like a neon light having sex with a pack of hi-lighters, only …”

“There’s no room in my life for a woman. I mean I live in a closet, and I suppos…”

“The best part about having kids is not actually having to have kids. Thank you,…”