I told the cops I’ve been framed. I told them to just go look in the art gallery.

“Today somebody asked me if I had to lose one of my senses, which would I choose…”

“He died a suspicious death. But only because he was a politician, and everythin…”

“I had a dream I took the form of Chuck Norris and kicked your ass. Then I impre…”

“A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you…”