I told you I didn’t want to go. Of course, I really did want to go, but I just said I didn’t want to go so you’d beg me to go and I could feel needed. I’m needy like that.

“I had a Chinese girlfriend once who asked me how much she meant to me. I knew v…”

“Don’t step on my toes. Especially if I’m walking on my hands.”

“I want to invent a What does it do? machine. “What does it do?” you’re probably…”

“I don’t know where you’re going, or even why you’re going, but I sure am glad t…”