I took my shoes for a walk. They’re furry and they bark.

“A hammer alone on a coffee table doesn’t kill someone. But a man in a business …”

“The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.”

“When somebody tells me they’ve had a bad day, I always respond in a somber voic…”

“Life is made up of now, and the past and the future are nothing more than inedi…”