I tried being 29, and it worked for about a year, but finally I just had to get rid of it.

“My mother-in-law got so angry at me she vowed she’d never speak to me again, an…”

“A blanket is a blank canvas for which to paint. And a brick could be chiseled i…”

“What is your SPM (sperm per meal) content? A politician’s is very high.”

“The government is so efficient it often takes two people to do the work of one.…”