I try to put myself in another man’s shoes. Or a woman’s, if she has large enough feet.

“Lost dog. Looks like a chicken. If found, do not attempt to feed it scrambled e…”

“When I found him lying in the ditch holding a shovel, I thought he was sleeping…”

“Probably when people hear our national anthem they think of me. A real American…”

“I am the Chuck Yeager of love. You’ll need to wear earplugs when I break the so…”