I turned my hand over just in time to avoid a slap on the wrist. I was applauded for my effort.

“Even though I know my own name (barely), I still sometimes write my name wrong.…”

“To fly is to swim in the air, and a brick could be used as an as example to hig…”

“It’s hard to believe an eight-foot tall man can come out of a tight vagina. Obv…”

“Life’s like brown sugar sprinkled on shit. Sure it tastes great, if you don’t m…”