I use a roll of paper towels like a conveyer belt of dryness.

“There were two chairs, but there were three of us. So, being the gentleman I am…”

“Language is the proper way to communicate, followed closely by five balled up f…”

“-Good thing you don’t own a mirror, Mr. Mirrorless, or you’d see how ugly you a…”

“I don't play basketball, but if I did, I wouldn't.”