I used a bag of potato chips as a sock once. Roll Tide!

“Don’t tell me your name. If you don’t tell me your name, I can’t hurt your feel…”

“I can’t overstate how valuable being understated is.”

“I was forced to eat crow. I was so embarrassed that I would have eaten any othe…”

“In my closet I have boxes and boxes of secrets. These boxes are all empty, and …”