I used his severed hand as a murder weapon. I hope I didn’t get my fingerprints on his fingerprints.

“My fur coat is still wet, not from the rain, but from where my cat was licking …”

“Is it better to win over the hearts and minds of the people, or imprison them a…”

“By day I’m a dishwasher in a suit. By night I’m a dishwasher in pajamas.”

“Some people sleep their lives away. But I also want to sleep death away. If I s…”