I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s car.

“I took some naked pictures the other day. I don’t feel shamed, but I do feel re…”

“I want to buy designer sunglasses and change my name to The Lunar Child III. It…”

“I had to stop selling stick-figure portraits of women at the beach, after too m…”

“A blanket could be used to feed the homeless. I mean warm the coldless. I mean …”