I used to have straw-colored hair. Horses loved it.

“My skyscraper of a heart met an earthquake of a woman. Why can’t I meet a simpl…”

“My workout partner is a cat. We nap together. He spots me a place, and keeps it…”

“She told me she might not be there when I get back, and I got so angry I said s…”

“I put the penis in happiness. I put it there, and I can pull it out too. (But w…”