I used to live in a seedy section of town. There were a lot of farmers in the area.

“My name is Mr. Brickton, and this brick, it weighs a ton.
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“I’m underwater on my mortgage, and I have a flooded movie theater for rent. Scu…”

“I want a trophy wife. I’ll keep her on the shelf next to my future Nobel peace …”

“I told the tree it was going nowhere in life. It was hurtful, but true. Now, ma…”