I used to spend a lot of time in lap pools. Growing up I was on a few swim teams. In Florida all there is to do is surf, swim, golf, and try to pick up single women at the retirement home.

“One of the things you never want to be in this life is boring. But once, sad to…”

“I’m one washing machine away from throwing in the towel. But I’m not a quitter.…”

“I killed him, but that doesn’t mean I enjoyed every second of every month of th…”

“I am a people person, and I know how to make people feel comfortable, especiall…”