I walk like a shriveled hippopotamus, I jog like a giraffe with charcoal knees, and I run like never.

“Her name is Denise, and she has green eyes and red hair. Well, this week. Last …”

“If I’m having a conversation with my clone, am I having an interior dialogue ex…”

“I told her she should come back to my place because it’d just won sixth place i…”

“Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart.”