I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)

“I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little le…”

“The Road To Serfdom is about capitalism. That’s why on the side of that road yo…”

“The spirit is tied to the brain—for the brain makes us who we are. So if our sp…”

“You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But ju…”