I want a 100% kind of relationship, and I’m willing to give it 50%.

“The commodity I sell is nonsense. Condiments sold separately. Ah, but that’s li…”

“A blanket could be used to catch a hippopotamus. But you try it out first, and …”

“I wear J. Crew. But only when I go out rowing.”

“A brick could be used like a used car salesman uses people. I know, because I u…”