I want a trophy that has atrophy—where the maquette on top isn’t sculpted metal, but rather a flaccid sack of jelly that sags and droops.

“People say the early bird catches the worm. And it’s true! That’s why I work on…”

“Funerals and weddings often take place in the same location. Some would also ar…”

“Black holes are darker than magic markers, but not as black as my mood.”

“The only thing better than being productive, is being reproductive.
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