I want an ocean job, but they’re hard to land.

“To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they …”

“A counterfeit is a knock off. A cat’s tail swiping a knickknack placed perilous…”

“Life is short. But so are midgets.”

“I used pleading insanity as a threat, and now I employ it as a party favor. (Th…”