I want eyebrows shaped like pinball swatters, and to accompany that I’ll get a Hindu dot on my forehead.

“The Nile crashed in the Amazon while being piloted by Miss Ississippi.”

“If you ask me a multiple part question, and half my answers are yes and half ar…”

“The outer bands of the tropical storm didn’t play as good of music as the inner…”

“I added five shots to my coffee, because that’s all the bullets my magazine can…”