I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans.

“There’s a traffic jam in the stream. I’d better go fish up a solution. Too bad …”

“I have been writing for about eleven years now. I went from elfish to elephanti…”

“I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already t…”

“I would suggest aboulia isn’t frequently spelled abulia, because I doubt it’s f…”