I want my words to illuminate like the sun, as I give my daily lecture on photosynthesis to my houseplants.

“I’ll trade my formal neckwear for your love, if your love has an equal or great…”

“I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole…”

“I really relate to you,” I said to my dad. “I can tell we’re in the same boat, …”

“My uncle's a big drinker. In fact, he just got a liver transplant. They replace…”