I want my writing to be as smooth as drinking a glass of water—pool water, with piss in it.

“I don’t want to see a group of people get killed. Particularly if those people …”

“Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking i…”

“A blanket could be used as an American flag. It could keep the world warm with …”

“Yellow circles are friendly. Especially smiley faces.”