I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, "Who's the yellowbelly that stole my happy trail?

“The hamper didn’t hamper my ability to hide midgets. If anything, it enhanced i…”

“He had a last name for a first name, a first name for a last name, and an erect…”

“This place reminds me of the time I had amnesia. I think. It also reminds me of…”

“The fog scattered the light and spread it thick like mayonnaise. It was late an…”