I want to be a man of letters. All 26 of them.

“Things aren’t often what they appear to be at first blush. But embarrassment is.”

“Flower coffee—less caffeinated, more romantic. I wanted to be with her, but whe…”

“May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.”

“A blanket could be used to stop the bleeding. But what if that bleeding is figu…”