I want to be an actor. I’ve already started taking steps. Yesterday I applied to be a waiter.

“I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I c…”

“The wind chime sounded like a spoon clanging against a cereal bowl, and I was g…”

“Cap’n just jumped on the bed and says we should take a nap. And who am I to arg…”

“I don’t believe it’s morally wrong to steal from a thief.”