I want to be like air. Invisible, yet everybody needs me in their life.

“I need to lay low for a while. I’ll be on my stomach, trying not to arch my bac…”

“I don’t understand the game of Cricket. But I do get the game of Noisy Night In…”

“I tried to knock my wife up, but she’d only let me ring the doorbell. And she m…”

“The smell of sex always reminds me of summer youth camps growing up.”