I want to be the boss, and have my name embossed on the corner office door.

“My ex girlfriend would say I am a bit of a romantic. Well, actually, she'd say …”

“Distributing unsolicited You’re Welcomes, it’s a thankless task. It’s almost as…”

“I'm the oldest of twelve brothers. However, the other eleven are yet to be born.”

“If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.”