I want to be the guy who the guy you admire admires. I hope his name is Guy, because I admire M.C. Escher.

“I often feel like a camel in the mountains, and a goat in the desert. Ah, but t…”

“I’m stronger than a pack of crackers and a pack of midgets, but not the PAC 12.…”

“There’s moisture in my madness. I should start keeping my insanity in Tupperwar…”

“She was dressed as a nearly invisible shower, wearing only a raincoat, and I so…”