I want to be the kind of person that kind people like and want to be like.

“If a clock represented a pie chart, then I just ate a slice of apple pie so lar…”

“Onions enhance the flavor of food, and the taste of my kisses.
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“Bricks could be used to pad the pockets of crooked politicians. Why stuff their…”

“If I see a homeless person begging for change, I might give them money, if they…”