I want to be the leading man in a story about followers.

“A brick could be used as a color in a new line of lipstick, designed to woo the…”

“Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued i…”

“A brick could make everything better for me. Now, if I could only find a way to…”

“I want to get married, but first I’ll have to get a divorce.”