I want to be the world’s safest fashion designer. And I always wear my seatbelt, especially when I’m in the car.

“Face to face marketing is like trying to dig a grave with a spoon. Kill it fast…”

“A brick could be used to ascertain the truth. And then logically, a non-brick c…”

“Life's too short to take yourself seriously, and too long to take a wife joking…”

“I’m like Twain, Nietzsche, and Dali in that I have three mustaches. (I have two…”