I want to blanket the city of Hamburg with a slice of melted cheese.

“My mother always told me not to pick my nose, so I’m going let the plastic surg…”

“Can you drop me off at work? Just pull up to the front and pop the trunk and I’…”

“I want to be a politician because I like the idea of public service. Come on, w…”

“You will know my power when you feel me compress you into a ball and bowl with …”