I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for any product but love, which is one for the price of two only.

“I don’t buy milk cartons for the calcium. I buy them for the portraits. All tho…”

“Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday an…”

“I keep an outfit of my baby clothes on a hanger in my closet. It hangs there li…”

“Stacks of vitamins in a soapy sink. Shh, don’t talk to me while I think. Don’t …”