I want to create a cologne that smells like a whisper. It’ll be for all the secret admirers out there.

“What more proof do you need to illustrate how America is the land of the free t…”

“Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” …”

“A blanket could be used to tell people a thousand miles and a thousand years aw…”

“I bought my groceries and they included free bags!”