I want to do something spontaneous, like combust.

“I bought you a box of karate chops, but it could be dangerous to open it with a…”

“2001 was a great year. It was the first year I declared myself the “Man of the …”

“Love is a thunderstorm, and I am the desert.”

“I like to keep a shotgun in my room for protection. You know, just in case my a…”