I want to drown in all the ink used to write positive things about my clone and how great he is.

“Spain is 4/5ths pain and 1/5th S. I drank that fifth, and I loved S.”

“Bricks could be used to stock vending machines. You may be out of a home, but I…”

“The profit was five, split evenly between the two of us, which meant that my fa…”

“I am a caged lion living like a free-range lamb.”