I want to find myself as a person, and I’ve enlisted the help of my clone to aid me in this. It’s like finding Waldo, except I’m only half wearing the red and white sweater, because I’m only half-finished knitting it.

“You haven’t lived until you’ve wiped your ass with a pile of sand. Toilet paper…”

“We danced together. We didn’t look graceful, but how could we? She only had one…”

“If a policy isn’t working, don’t change the policy—change its name. That should…”

“Day or night, I can’t see the wind. But at night, it feels like I can see it ev…”