I want to get the huge wart that looks like a nose removed from my back, but first I'm going to try to grow a mustache underneath it, to make it less noticeable.

“Welcome to,to,to,to,to Stutterville! P,p,p,please have a seat on your own lap.”

“To show the football coach I was ready to play tight end, I wore no pants and h…”

“We should kill the future, so the present has no choice but to retreat into the…”

“If love looked like a deer, smelled like a deer, and ran like a deer, then I wo…”