I want to go back to weighing 165 pounds. Let me take off my clothes.

“A shadow is midnight’s whisper, I thought as I shouted at my invisible clone. K…”

“There is one woman I’ve dated I just can’t seem to forget, no matter how much I…”

“I’d say if you’re using an avocado facial mask before you go to sleep, don’t co…”

“My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemora…”