I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future.

“I got your love out of the umbrella cabinet. I hope you weren’t saving it for a…”

“Mr. Bass, would you say you fish a lot? Or do you prefer strumming stringed ins…”

“Some wise guys came by my business establishment and tried to offer me neighbor…”

“I’m such a germaphobe that I think sanitation gloves should be thicker than box…”