I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.

“My rural erection didn’t impress the people in town, but I did have all the dai…”

“What if a statue of me walked past my clone frozen in thought? Which one of the…”

“She took off her red pants, the shade of ketchup, to reveal softly tanned legs,…”

“My baby nephew is a real ladies man. He doesn't need to pick up women. They pic…”