I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! Autor: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I’d drive a thousand miles just to learn how to conserve gas and help save the …” “She asked for soup, and I served her cereal. Our love was in the breakfast stag…” “I’m like Casanova meets Henry Ford. My reproduction methods are more like produ…” “I fish better than any fish alive.”