I want to have a punctuation mark on my face. I’d like to shape my mustache into a tilde sign.

“A shopping cart flipped upside down forms a cage that I use to protect myself f…”

“How do you seduce a whole continent? One person at a time.”

“My dad was born poor, made a fortune during his life, and then died suddenly—mu…”

“I carry on about how much you love me, and I carry on my love like it’s carry-o…”